The Man in the Suitcase

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Again the news has dominated my blog today, but this time in humor my friends.
When I looked over at our newsstand today at work, 
I saw the front pages of all the newspapers had pictures and stories of the Casey Anthony trial 
{Which was to be expected}
...all of the newspapers that is, except the Wall Street Journal.
Their story on the front was much, much better.
Here's what grabbed my fancy:
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I  guess the story that goes along with this news article is that a wife was visiting her husband on a conjugal visit & I assume really missed him.
She missed him so much in fact that she decided to wheel him out with her...in a suitcase.
Seriously?
Imagine with me what the police thought as they open the suitcase to discover what I'm assuming to be a naked man in socks...
Is this a situation where it's appropriate to bust up laughing?
What do you say as the wife as you realize you've been caught,
{Did she really think she could get away with this? Simply roll him out of the jail?}
"Sorry officer, I swear I have no clue how he got in there!"
Oh and get this other little piece of information-
This guys in jail for 20 years for conviction of illegal weapon possession.
I'm kinda glad right now that he's not rolling around somewhere in Mexico in a suitcase.
Just saying.


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